How's everybody doing? Good?
Are your brackets as jacked up as mine? Taking Murray State to make it to the Final Four seemed like such a smart move...before the games started. I'm a sucker for hype.
I'll tell you what isn't hype, and that's this week's rendition of the "Funhouse." I brought the funny in a big way, as well as some other items I found amusing or insightful.
If you don't love it, I just don't know how to please you.
PLANS FOR A WOOD PALLET ACCENT WALL:
HOW TO FAIL A TEST WITH FLYING COLORS:
HOW TO BUILD AN ADIRONDACK CHAIR:
WHAT MY SUPERHERO LAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE:
FOR A MERE $55K, YOU CAN HAVE A TRON LIGHT CYCLE:
THE MANLIEST WAY TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH:
SH*TUFF GIRLS SAY AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN (Via Tyler Tarver):
JACK VALE - FARTING IN PUBLIC (AGAIN):
ONE OF THE GREATEST COMMERCIALS I'VE EVER SEEN:
"WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE" -- AS READ BY CHRISTOPHER WALKEN:
Before you head off to your next busy task, could you do me a favor? My pal Clay Morgan is having a competition over at his site called "March Movie Madness 2." The contest involves pitting a bunch of movie heroes against each other, whereupon the readers select the best of the best to advance through the bracket. My character is John McClane from "Die Hard," and if I do say so myself, he's been kicking a lot of butt. Today, McClane is pitted up against Severus Snape in a third round match up that may get ugly. It's really a no-brainer. Snape was played by actor Alan Rickman. Rickman also played the part of terrorist Hans Gruber in the very first "Die Hard" movie. How did that end, you ask? It ended with Hans falling 30 stories to his untimely (and totally deserved) death. You may also remember that Snape met an equally ghoulish end in the Harry Potter movies. Do you remember the time John McClane died? No? Yeah. Me neither.
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